Why r u so pretty
I think it's the new nose hairs, but I'm not sure.
Ask @eptgen
Who told you?
Statistically, my ears probably told me. But I haven't actually checked what specific parts of my ear are telling me stuff.. I should look into this.
Dïç pïçś
I will show you my dïç:
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Y do u like Llamas?
Y does like u like. How did you know? Llamas are cool, by the way.
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do u like cheese
I think you do. You are eating it right now, right? You're not giving me any. Why aren't you giving me any? This is very rude. Why are you being rude?
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I'm sitting next to u
I think not. In fact, I think that *I* am sitting next to YOU! What a change of events, is it not? Now they will all go to the sitting place! All will! Mwahahaha *cough*
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1w8Z0UOXVaY watch this and u will understand
I already watched it. That's why I answered the questions the way I did. But thanks for caring about my ignorance of the world.
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Nice floor
Thank you! I think you have a very nice floor too. That compliment just made my day. I believe that everyone should have the liberty of having nice floors, for that is all that matters in this world. Besides dry erase markers, of course.
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U should know that u stink kinda like fish
Well, experimenting myself, I find that I do not stink like any fish, or any seafood for that matter. I don't smell like fish, do I? I guess these aren't the droids that I'm looking for.
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Ew Jackson
Eeeew, Jackson, that's the most nasty thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Have u hear about the wizidz?
I believe I have heard the word "wizidz" many times throughout my life, all from Ford. So yes, I has hear...
about the wizid wizid wizidz, wizid wizid wizidz...
I don't have any hears about wizidz though. You have to ask someone else, sorry :(
about the wizid wizid wizidz, wizid wizid wizidz...
I don't have any hears about wizidz though. You have to ask someone else, sorry :(
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Do you think that I am attractive?
Finally, a question that includes science!
Because of the ambiguity of the question, we will delve into the actual characteristics that will lead to attractiveness. This includes gravity, magnetism, and strong forces.
Due to the force of gravity, all objects, all of them, are attracted to each other. In fact, the sun is actually moving (relative to the center of the galaxy) right now. The force of gravity is what lets the Earth and all planets close enough to stars to stay close to them. The Earth was formed due to rock after rock being stuck to it because of gravity, but I'm not getting into that. You, dear anon, are most likely a person, and most likely around the same age as me. Therefore, your weight is close to mine. I could assume then that your weight percentile is around 40 (40% of people are lighter than you). In that case, relative to all the people in the world, you are not attractive. But that's the people in the world. Relative to the objects of the universe, you are probably even less attractive. Luckily, you do not repel anything (that we know of).
Unless you sneak some magnets on people, I don't think all those magnets that you taped to yourself is working, sorry. :(
The strong force is what attracts atoms to each other. Unless your atoms are significantly more attracted to each other, I could safely assume that your internal attractiveness, how much you are attracted to yourself, is about the same as with anyone else.
I hope I answered your question. If you need more details, let me know, because I'm sure I missed something, but I don't know what. But hey, don't let your unattractiveness wear you down. That's not what you should be worried about. Visual appeal, that's what you should worry about.
Because of the ambiguity of the question, we will delve into the actual characteristics that will lead to attractiveness. This includes gravity, magnetism, and strong forces.
Due to the force of gravity, all objects, all of them, are attracted to each other. In fact, the sun is actually moving (relative to the center of the galaxy) right now. The force of gravity is what lets the Earth and all planets close enough to stars to stay close to them. The Earth was formed due to rock after rock being stuck to it because of gravity, but I'm not getting into that. You, dear anon, are most likely a person, and most likely around the same age as me. Therefore, your weight is close to mine. I could assume then that your weight percentile is around 40 (40% of people are lighter than you). In that case, relative to all the people in the world, you are not attractive. But that's the people in the world. Relative to the objects of the universe, you are probably even less attractive. Luckily, you do not repel anything (that we know of).
Unless you sneak some magnets on people, I don't think all those magnets that you taped to yourself is working, sorry. :(
The strong force is what attracts atoms to each other. Unless your atoms are significantly more attracted to each other, I could safely assume that your internal attractiveness, how much you are attracted to yourself, is about the same as with anyone else.
I hope I answered your question. If you need more details, let me know, because I'm sure I missed something, but I don't know what. But hey, don't let your unattractiveness wear you down. That's not what you should be worried about. Visual appeal, that's what you should worry about.
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Do you curse out loud or in your head more?
Okay, I don't usually answer questions of the day, but this is an important one.
If you see me swearing, using any curses at all (even words like c**p or s**k), in social media, real life, youtube videos, whatever, I am offering $10 to that person. Anybody who hears/sees me swearing could say so, and I'm dead serious I will offer $10 to him/her (although it's statistically significant that it will be a him). This will apply forever. Feel free to hit me or whatever if I refuse to give you the cash.
So yeah, in my head.
If you see me swearing, using any curses at all (even words like c**p or s**k), in social media, real life, youtube videos, whatever, I am offering $10 to that person. Anybody who hears/sees me swearing could say so, and I'm dead serious I will offer $10 to him/her (although it's statistically significant that it will be a him). This will apply forever. Feel free to hit me or whatever if I refuse to give you the cash.
So yeah, in my head.
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You need hadeed!!!!
Yes, I do need it. I am physically addicted to it.
Every day, I go to the nearest truck shop, and say "phapoos" to the dealer. He then winks his right eye two times and his left eye once, and gives me a tire. On the way home, someone walks up to me and says that I need some milk. With the tire (VERY IMPORTANT), I go up to the nearest grocery store, put the tire to the left of the front door, and walk in. When I buy the milk, I walk home (skipping on two blocks on the way back), and when I pour out the milk, it's not milk but Hadeed.
Thank you for making me realize this addiction. It has made me sallow and I shall stop at once.
Every day, I go to the nearest truck shop, and say "phapoos" to the dealer. He then winks his right eye two times and his left eye once, and gives me a tire. On the way home, someone walks up to me and says that I need some milk. With the tire (VERY IMPORTANT), I go up to the nearest grocery store, put the tire to the left of the front door, and walk in. When I buy the milk, I walk home (skipping on two blocks on the way back), and when I pour out the milk, it's not milk but Hadeed.
Thank you for making me realize this addiction. It has made me sallow and I shall stop at once.
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What's your catchphrase?
A catchphrase: a simple sentence or group of words that have either an arbitrary or specific meaning, depending on what you want.
If you have a catchphrase, it can be anything you like. Let's say you like a word or group of words, and you use it as you wish. This gives you POWER. To say that you can make it *anything you like* is just amazing. If you could make up your own personal meanings about a phrase, this is like reserving like 0.0001% of the internet. That's a sizable amount of data (I'm guessing 12 terabytes). And it's yours. You don't have to pay any money for it, it's yours to keep for however long you want. So to make a catchphrase would mean putting that power into your own hands. Making an identification (that is, the actual English representation) for the catchphrase has to require a lot of thought and energy.
Which is why my catchphrase is "snief". I used it a lot in 7th grade.
Have a nice day!
If you have a catchphrase, it can be anything you like. Let's say you like a word or group of words, and you use it as you wish. This gives you POWER. To say that you can make it *anything you like* is just amazing. If you could make up your own personal meanings about a phrase, this is like reserving like 0.0001% of the internet. That's a sizable amount of data (I'm guessing 12 terabytes). And it's yours. You don't have to pay any money for it, it's yours to keep for however long you want. So to make a catchphrase would mean putting that power into your own hands. Making an identification (that is, the actual English representation) for the catchphrase has to require a lot of thought and energy.
Which is why my catchphrase is "snief". I used it a lot in 7th grade.
Have a nice day!
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Negan is coming 💀🔪😭🔫💔☁️👊🏼😆
To the Walking Dead? Wow, that will be cool. Seeing all his wives and such.
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Does Egypt exist?
This question makes me wonder about existential things. Just the word "exist" and the word "Egypt" does that to my brain.
In any case, we have to think about the meaning of "existing". Do you mean the actual land that Egypt ever was on, or are you saying the concept of the country? Or, do you mean the official definition?
Thinking of the first, we have to take into consideration the expanding and not-expanding that Egypt has come across. They haven't had to compete for much land, so they pretty much consistently had the land they had. As far as I could tell, they haven't been completely blown up (literally, at least), so it's safe to say that the land does in fact exist.
For the concept of the country, I have thought about how many people in this world knows about the country Egypt. And I came up with five billion, six hundred fifty-six million, nine hundred eighty-nine thousand, one hundred twenty one people. This is a substantially vast number of people, and even if it was just me and you, dear asker, I think that the actual concept of Egypt will still exist in our minds.
If you mean the official definition, no. Egypt has been extinct since November 22, 2000. (Source: https://s3.amazonaws.com/jonathan-rogers-web/Fun/DoesEgyptExist/DoesEgyptExist.html)
This question aws (hint hint) a lot of fun. And yes, Egypt is extinct. I have a totally reasonable documentation of it up there!
In any case, we have to think about the meaning of "existing". Do you mean the actual land that Egypt ever was on, or are you saying the concept of the country? Or, do you mean the official definition?
Thinking of the first, we have to take into consideration the expanding and not-expanding that Egypt has come across. They haven't had to compete for much land, so they pretty much consistently had the land they had. As far as I could tell, they haven't been completely blown up (literally, at least), so it's safe to say that the land does in fact exist.
For the concept of the country, I have thought about how many people in this world knows about the country Egypt. And I came up with five billion, six hundred fifty-six million, nine hundred eighty-nine thousand, one hundred twenty one people. This is a substantially vast number of people, and even if it was just me and you, dear asker, I think that the actual concept of Egypt will still exist in our minds.
If you mean the official definition, no. Egypt has been extinct since November 22, 2000. (Source: https://s3.amazonaws.com/jonathan-rogers-web/Fun/DoesEgyptExist/DoesEgyptExist.html)
This question aws (hint hint) a lot of fun. And yes, Egypt is extinct. I have a totally reasonable documentation of it up there!
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What's the story behind ur username
It was a dark and stormy night
A snake concealed behind a car turned into a lobster and tried to eat me. I caught it and named it Ept Gen. The end.
Sea yuh
A snake concealed behind a car turned into a lobster and tried to eat me. I caught it and named it Ept Gen. The end.
Sea yuh
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PAP OF UR POOP PAP PALLOOS
The stature of your question is unnerving.
Your use of the word "PAP" stands for "Post a picture". So saying a noun and a verb together (i.e. poop, then picture) does not make any sense.
But this is only for classic syntax of English. For structures like Hypertext Markup Language (more commonly known as HTML) this is a different case. In which all you are missing are angled brackets (<>).
Then there's the redundant word palloos. This might seem dumb at first, but it is really trying to get me to demonstrate my randomness by putting plaintext after my photo. That's how plain text in HTML works.
Clever, Ford.
PALLOOS (dangit)
Your use of the word "PAP" stands for "Post a picture". So saying a noun and a verb together (i.e. poop, then picture) does not make any sense.
But this is only for classic syntax of English. For structures like Hypertext Markup Language (more commonly known as HTML) this is a different case. In which all you are missing are angled brackets (<>).
Then there's the redundant word palloos. This might seem dumb at first, but it is really trying to get me to demonstrate my randomness by putting plaintext after my photo. That's how plain text in HTML works.
Clever, Ford.
PALLOOS (dangit)
Will you marry me?
Well, see, it depends.
I'm not one to judge about homosexuality. And based on recent statistics, you are most likely (P > 0.95) of the male gender. In which case, I will have to decline. This is not based solely on the general social disapproval that I will receive upon accepting this request for marriage. No, this is because of the actual sexual orientation that I am in.
Also based on the statistics, the majority of those who make contact with me are the same age as me. Therefore, I could assume that you understand that I will not illegally marry someone. This is considering the fact that if you are not a boy, you most likely (P > 0.95) are the same age as me, even though the set of girls I know that are the same age as me eclipses the set of girls I know that are not the same age as me. This is not considering the fact that the closer people are to me, the more likely they will post to this ask. I'm sorry about that, because that affects the general age of people who are asking me, because the girls I am closest to (e.g. my mom) are older than me.
Thank you for taking your time to ask this question.
Good-bye Ford.
Cheese
I'm not one to judge about homosexuality. And based on recent statistics, you are most likely (P > 0.95) of the male gender. In which case, I will have to decline. This is not based solely on the general social disapproval that I will receive upon accepting this request for marriage. No, this is because of the actual sexual orientation that I am in.
Also based on the statistics, the majority of those who make contact with me are the same age as me. Therefore, I could assume that you understand that I will not illegally marry someone. This is considering the fact that if you are not a boy, you most likely (P > 0.95) are the same age as me, even though the set of girls I know that are the same age as me eclipses the set of girls I know that are not the same age as me. This is not considering the fact that the closer people are to me, the more likely they will post to this ask. I'm sorry about that, because that affects the general age of people who are asking me, because the girls I am closest to (e.g. my mom) are older than me.
Thank you for taking your time to ask this question.
Good-bye Ford.
Cheese
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