Do you like lampoons?
Not as much as I love eating them.
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Allegedly
You smell like deodorant
Did you participate in last year's Tour de France?
It depends on the circumstances, but generally I didn't.
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you are really handsome
I know, my bathroom wall was looking really good when I took that profile picture
No, Really I want you honest opinion what do you think?
No. I have not heard accounts from either sides of the argument, so anything I say would appear ignorant. You could ask me to research it, but honestly I don't want to.
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Do you think American women or women who live in America are oppressed?
also not my field of expertise.
Do you think non white Americans or people who live in american are oppressed
Not my field of expertise
Whose the ugliest person u know
Dear asker: take your name, and map every letter from n to 26-n with modular residue mod 26. (note that a=1, b=2, etc) Then, map every letter from n to n+10 mod 26. Map from n to 4n. Map n to n+12. Then, map n to n*(-4)^(-1) (yes, you have to calculate inverses, don't be lazy). The resulting name, given you did the steps correctly, is the name of the ugliest person I know.
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Whose the hottest girl you know?
The one with hair... or does she not have hair? Okay, she has feet.... probably. Sorry, can't really describe her... or him, I dunno :/
Whose the hottest guy you know?
ew Jackson by a long shot.
Will you marry me?
Someone has been playing too much KFM
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Are you a fan of Tai Lopez??
knee ledge the night lead and make sure the net meets the meet leegely. make the knuckle ledge count and gnaw the ligament.
R u dating anyone?
yeah, if by dating you mean stalking and marking down important dates in someone's life, which I am doing to 10 people.
#foreverastone
#foreverastone
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Are you a virgin?
I'm from California...
Are you religious?
yees
whats the weirdest question you haven't answered?
This one. OH WAIT
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Yes.
If you were the opposite gender what name would you want your name to be?
Jonathan
Do u think ur ugly?
Yeem noot
Who will Negan kill💀💀
We are all... Negan.
😲Negan is coming tonight ☠
We go to the Saviors, preparing for hell,
But we kill all of them and they're still doing well.
They come back for us, capture us, and more,
but in the end, it's just their blood that will pour.
They capture our people, shoot Deryl too,
but at the dusk of today, we'll all say "boo!"
We'll attempt to get out of this mess we're in,
but in the end, "we are all Negan".
-ME, 2016
But we kill all of them and they're still doing well.
They come back for us, capture us, and more,
but in the end, it's just their blood that will pour.
They capture our people, shoot Deryl too,
but at the dusk of today, we'll all say "boo!"
We'll attempt to get out of this mess we're in,
but in the end, "we are all Negan".
-ME, 2016
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Hey baby😘
Hello adult.
Shmapoopoop
I'll shmoop your poop, if you know what I mean
How old were u when I were 6?
Maybe five or six, depending on what your birthday is.
Darn dignity or gosh darn it?
fricknuggets on a sandwich.
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